this morning mr9 and i had an important discussion about world domination. he's going to lay low and cultivate some sort of robot army. i think they fly or something silly. as for me? i'm going to go door to door asking people if they want to be world dominated and offer them cookies.
we called theLeon at work so that he could decide which was the better plan. he told me i should diversify. not everybody likes cookies. so, i will now offer a cornucopia of pastries including, of course, pie. this is a foolproof plan.
the kid had a number of holes in his theories which he and theLeon were hashing out before theLeon had to go do some industrial constructiony electricalness.
when we got to the car, mr6 (almost mr7) decided we should put it to a vote. how many kids want robot domination? ::they raise their hands:: how many kids want pie? i retorted? ::no hands are raised:: mr9 is skeptical. will there really be pie? yes. yes there will. except you didn't vote for pie.
no fair! there should be pie! you are so mean! ::insert eeeeevile laugh:: and that, my children, is why MY door-to-door pastry and pie domination will dominate.
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