"If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens."
~ Veronica Mars
~ Veronica Mars
1) i can generally hold a train of thought long enough to update a status.
2) rwkn is amused by referring to herself in the third person.
i totally miss living at home. sure there are the awesome meals & free laundry...but what i really miss? is being able to come down to breakfast & have my mom interpret my dreams. this morning the fare was ralph macchio (totally me, i just looked all old man karate kid in a black leather jacket) and EVIL ralph macchio. now i live in a house where my husband just looks at me and rolls his eyes.
well, now, that was festive. i just spent the last hour-and-a-half waiting out the tornado at the school. nowhere near as exciting as that tornado storm thingamajiggy that went down when i was at camp timberlake in the 80s, and pales in comparison to the time that a tornado hit the portapotty place on lake chautauqua.
the answer, "i shudder to think what this will do to you" supahbarista CB, is that a 5 shot, 1 pump classic, soy doubleshot after 40 days of caffeine free lentness, makes me 10.25675% more awesome...
has managed to de-mud, feed, introduce the original hamster dance, & get four children to bed. i deserve a cookie.
is playing hurry up and wait. currently? waiting. i wish there were more hurry up and KNOW.
well, now, that was festive. i just spent the last hour-and-a-half waiting out the tornado at the school. nowhere near as exciting as that tornado storm thingamajiggy that went down when i was at camp timberlake in the 80s, and pales in comparison to the time that a tornado hit the portapotty place on lake chautauqua.
the answer, "i shudder to think what this will do to you" supahbarista CB, is that a 5 shot, 1 pump classic, soy doubleshot after 40 days of caffeine free lentness, makes me 10.25675% more awesome...
has managed to de-mud, feed, introduce the original hamster dance, & get four children to bed. i deserve a cookie.
is playing hurry up and wait. currently? waiting. i wish there were more hurry up and KNOW.
is loving the nanoo nanoo bug that has hit the family. look out for split handshakes and wiggling ears, yo!
was woken up this morning by a drunken band of singing lilliputian sailors.
played the home game of man vs. machine last night and lost. under the category "it's electric!" for $2000. it churns up a finger when one is startled by small children and leads to 8 stitches.
played the home game of man vs. machine last night and lost. under the category "it's electric!" for $2000. it churns up a finger when one is startled by small children and leads to 8 stitches.
reasons that book of faces thing is NOT satisfying my needs.
1) there is no motherfucker option for rwkn in the booking of the faces. seeing as i am a classy lady, this should be easypeasycakes, no? no. which makes for a turrets like after booking of the faces effect. step one: update news feed. step two: cuss viciously for un solido minuto.
2) i cannot make mention of the fact that this festival medical test spree that theLeon has being going on will have the added bonus of using up our ungodly deductible resulting in FREE VASECTOMY TIME FOR PARTY IN HIS PANTS!
3) i cannot talk about driving home in the middle of the night, and having this conversation with theLeon
me: is it just me? or is that kid wearing a skull mask.
theLeon: he's not wearing a mask.
me: is it just me? or...
theLeon: yes.
(he cut me off before i can say, "is that a blow up doll on the window shield of that car?")
the end.
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