ROBIEWANKENOBIE

oh, my. customer service people? y'all are really trying my polite today. the internets people? told me that they couldn't look at my internets until tomorrow. there is some sort of leak outside the house, and the net goes down every time it rains. according to the customer service woman it is quite difficult for them to pinpoint the problem because everything dries up before they can get to it. *looks outside* uh, it's raining right now...why not send them over? yeah, yeah, i know not until tomorrow. when it is dried out and working again. *cough*

and then? the health care people. the woman at leon's work only took me off the insurance because she said the fax didn't mention them. which means that we have been paying for two insurance policies all this time (making my income moot). oh, and it cost the same for leon to cover the family, or just the kids. oh, and then she never told me that she hadn't gotten a secondary fax regarding the kids. so i call up the health insurance people for the third time. i speak to a nice gentleman regarding the policy. when i call back to verify that the fax had been made? i get some bozo that gives me the, "i'm sorry that you are upset that we might not get you the information in time for the next cycle." yeah. i'm sorry that i had to call you for the third fucking time to get a fax. i told him that i simply must hang up because i had used up all my calm and lovely. i didn't threaten to cut him. i would have, but it just wouldn't have been good manners, would it?

you should come by the teenage house of coffee angst tonight. i feel the need to ply the world with unhealthy but delicious drinks. i make damn good drinks, y'all. and maybe i can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. you never know.