ROBIEWANKENOBIE

profanity ho!

today i am handling various and sundry bullshit pieces of crap that have been plaguing me like the red hot burning anus of death. mostly people giving me money that whut they should have given me lo 20 years ago. i've made very important phone calls to important people that i didn't want to make but i have my wonder woman panties on, even though, according to ms. j, i would probably rather be wearing my cinderella panties. on further reflection? kicking ass and taking names is probably the better course to take today. would that i had actual wonder woman panties. ::le sigh::

also? new belt for the washer and bringing the chilluns their lunchboxes as one was left in school and therefore i was unable to pack it but i'm not bitter the end. luckily? i couldn't decide coffee or espresso this morning and the baristas had opposing views on the matter, so i asked them to rock paper scissors for it. which they did. without skipping a beat. today looks to be tolerable if not awesome.

shazzzzzzam!