ROBIEWANKENOBIE

you don't have to pussyfoot around wondering if you're getting sick. smash. boom. bam. you go from zero to infection in one day flat. two at the most.

i was super tired on saturday night. went to sleep at six. woke the next day. felt fine. took a nap. passed out. woke in the middle of the night freezing. was soaked through and through this morning. and boy gee howdy my lymph nodes are the size of small rocks.

i don't need no stankin' tonsils to get me sick. who needs 'em. i can do it all by myself.

p.s. the only thing that has made my throat better is beer. i've been told by a reputable source that this can't be considered "getting plenty of liquids." well, more than one, that is.