my toe is infected. horribly so. it might fall off, i swear. and i'm transfixed. kinda like when the leon hit his mouth with some sort of plierthingamagigger when he first started his job, and the infection spread across his entire face and he had to make a worker's comp. claim. it's like that, only not, because it is my toe. i tried disinfecting it with mouthwash, as it is antiseptic, and all that i had. this didn't quite work.
i also got a new driver's license photo today. it didn't completely suck. dmv elvis a.k.a. "gary" wasn't there, however, and that did suck.
the end.
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Just say no to toes falling off. On the bright side, toeless, you won't ever be drafted.
Is D.M.V Elvis the white haired guy that looks like Kenny Rogers? The last time I was at the D.M.V., he was asleep in his cubicle.
OH NOES!
get better soon!
he's an honest-to-goodness impersonator. and festive as i'll get out.
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