ROBIEWANKENOBIE

three reasons that i'm eeeeeevile, frooit of the devile

1. i keep changing the music at the coffee house so that i am not subjected to any of christmas hype-bullshit (believe you me, this is a good thing, as premature holiday music makes me cranky.

2. i told my husband that he needed to get up early tomorrow morning to shop the sales. he took me seriously, and told me that i had to watch the kids. i responded that it was a family affair, and that we had to take them. in reality? we'll be celebrating buy nothing day.

3. the leon and i read the kids harry potter (mr7 said that he thought mr5 was mature enough for it), and the leon just called me to tell me that mr5 was so excited to see the characters that he knew: "there's dumbledore!" "look, it's hagrid's bike!" that i told him that they could only watch 30 minutes, and then wait for me to get home...because i just have to get down with this mr5 action.

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that was yesterday's post, but i only get a 30 minute lunch, and had to watch top chef, so there you go.
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today the fam is going to get together down at the old foegies joint. my computer programmer hilarious brother, my nieces (whom i adore), my nephew (also a favorite), a friend of mine i'm bringing just for shits and giggles, and our crazy crew. i hope they break out the china. i love it when we get all fancy and shit.

after dinner there will be a twilight smackdown where we discuss whether your vampire boyfriend is a true stalker when he hangs out in your bedroom (creepy), or just a guy stalking his prey (acceptable). dad's been itching to get in to it, and when we've got a few feminists rockin' the joint, a debate coach, and a former stalkee (boy was that a fun ex-boyfriend), it should get interesting. and? i'm a wild card as i like to throw bullshit in there just to make things festive.

afterwords, there will be an outing to the next town up (our wee hamlet is to small for a movie theater) to see, what else? twilight. i can't wait to enjoy the crappy special effects again, and watch bella hyperventilate her lines.

the leon had put me on a 24 hour twilight moratorium, but it's lifted today. plus? he's a motherfucking hypocrite since he's now moved on to the third book. that boy is a whore for any and all things vampire. anyone who loves the lost boys as much as he does has real issues. did i mention that he's the dm (dungeon master) for a vampire game? shit, y'all, i'm awesome because i married the dungeon master. recognize.

for those keeping track? he's a motherfucking hypocrite whore with issues.