my persistent (about four months now) stiff turette-like neck crackin' sef has one of the following diseases:
Acute Disseminated Encephalomyelitis, Anoxia , Behcet's Disease, Encephalitis, Fungal meningitis, Granulomatous amebic encephalitis, Hemophilus influenzae B, Huntington's Disease, Japanese encephalitis, Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis, Listeriosis, Lyme disease, Lymphocytic Choriomeningitis,
Melioidosis, Meningitis, Meningococcal disease, Naegleria, Polio, Polymyalgia rheumatica, Spondylosis, Subarachnoid hemorrhage, Syphilis, Tetanus, Viral meningitis, Neck stiffness, or Whiplash.
so many festive choices! i can’t hardly decide.no matter, i simply must go to the doctor and tell her that i’ve diagnosed myself through the internets. i don’t need no stinkin’ medical degree.
so, we’re almost done with black history month. i fear that i have little time to play our favorite game of non-p.c. pandering. the leon will say something, and i will demure. whatever you say dear. it’s your month. i live all year for this month. chocolate, anniversary stuffs, and an opportunity to mess with my husband. oh, and the valentines day offerings at target just slay us both. one year they had a “chocolate lover” t-shirt. funny no matter which one of us was wearing the daggone thing.
the next order of business is to figure out what to do about lent. yeah, so i’m not catholic. but i totally could be. i’ve got massive guilt. hell, i’ve got guilt about things i haven’t even done. not the lusting in my heart or anything. i’m totally cool with that. but hand me a cat ‘o nine tails and a horse hair shirt? i’m good to go. i’ve been throwing ‘round a few things. no teevee (probably the best idea). going vegan. hot dog! (soy of course.) it’s what, six weeks? i can totally hang.
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