my fantasy boyfriend (stay with me now) is bon jovi. i totally think we should get married. the only problem? i really hate his music. REALLY hate it.
i have a deep seated fear that our fantasy marriage would end because he'd ask me about his newest song and i'd have to tell him that it sucks. my friend says that all i really need to do is deflect the question by saying, "you so sexy, baby."
the best part? i'd change my name to s. brownrobiebonjovi. sadly? the leon refuses to let me change my name as a nod to my fantasy marriage. even after i done tole the leon, "leon? you so sexy, baby."
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best post today.
and just so you know, i read like 85.
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