it's the important things in life.

i’ve been trying to school leon about pancakes. pancakes are a very important, don’t you think? leon and his fancy npr. he thinks he knows everything. he thinks that you can just go to any old cheesy fast food joint and pick up some pancakes. au contraire.

pancakes must have class, you know. can’t just go to denny’s and grab pancakes. do they have any expertise? pancakes are not their specialty. they are just another part of their b-movie menu. you need a place with international flair? or at least national flair. you see, kentucky has a dearth of important chain stores. no ikea. no crate and barrel. no seven elevens (a tragedy! no true slurpees you know all that other stuff is just slurpee wanna be).

this. this is the best thing that has happend to me in years. God has not forsaken me, and this is the proof. amen.