i cannot be trusted. and there is an easy solution.
i burn popcorn. in fact? i'm a serial popcorn burner. in fact? my husband? is about to return to the homey smell of burnt popcorn. it would be easy to say that, well, everyone burns popcorn sometimes. only in my case? that would be a lie. because i burn it EVERY time. i may or may not have multiple "popcorn oil catching on fire" incidents. seriously. ask me and i'll deny it.
do ya think i should buy a popcorn popper? i mean we didn't cover this in my therapy session...maybe i'm not ready. maybe i should be taking remedial popcorn popping at the community college. decisions. decisions.
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