laws almighty

this whole no car shuffle is really boring. except for my swank bike. it is a freakishly short bike which is pleasing to my freakishly short self. this weekend i shall go to the skateboarder shop to buy myself a super cool helmet. because i am so cool. cool like a twelve-year-old boy. only much MUCH older. i'm also going to locate some stuffs to trick out ellie's wheelchair. because there are few things cooler than a dog in a wheelchair that's been pimped out. it is unfortunate that there is no place to hang fuzzy dice.

back to the shuffle. we, on the limited income, found a decent little car. well, except for the no starting thing. *cough* but, still! cheap! who needs a car that drives. oh, that's right, i don't. 'cause i already gots one. no matter. i saw another one online that is me. no, really. it's me! a red volvo station wagon. i am in love. i call the dealership and they inform me that they sold the sucker five minutes earlier. dear car gods...how have i offended thee?

two freelance jobs down, one to go. plus a sonny bono job that i'm working on for chocolate. so it's only mostly bono. and i am a chocolate slut, so it is all good. oh, wait...there is one more. the story i turned in today that got ripped all to heck. i'm told that this is par for the course. it makes me hella sad, though. deep inside. in my deep place. because i spelled everything correctly and my grammar totally didn't suck.

ah, well. swanky awards dinner tomorrow where i am promised to receive no less than a bronze medal. my friend ne will be my hot date. which is cool. because she is so hawt. and i'm going to wear my teh sexy dress. the one that i wore to the christmas party. the one that was so awesome and made me so beautious that julia's husband didn't recognize me. who was that? that was rwkn. you know, you met her at the picnic with her kids (that i had been chasing for 2.75 hours in the wretched heat). no, it couldn't be her...this girl is teh sexy like you wouldn't believe. then they fought about it. because i was so teh sexy that he couldn't stand it. true story.