priorities

is it more important to be at work on time? or to watch the garbage trucks smush garbage? like that's even a difficult question, pshaw. there were two different kinds. the back loader which picks up the carefully positioned bins and takes the garbage into its enormous maw and smushes it into oblivion. and then there is the side grabber. no humans need touch the filth for this truck is mighty. it stealthily (well, as stealthily as a garbage truck can) slides up next to the can, as if it were an obnoxious suitor at a bar. and then it grabs it like a praying mantis, lifts and dumps. then? if you're lucky? the guy in the truck honks at you.

duuuuuuuude. being a parent rocks.