i am so out of practice.

this not journaling thing is really dulling my synapses. thus, hodge podge, thy name is rwkn...also? ridiculous grammar may be involved. brace yourselves.

i am a scout again. my friend ne, rocked out the gift casaba and gave me a jim dandy of a book about scouting for adult women. but like cooler. "You Can Do It!: The Merit Badge Handbook for Grown-Up Girls" film making, activism, wine appreciation, scuba diving...we are going to have so much damn fun. dizwan is all about it, too.

i was so about the fitness "before i went down" that i donated all my fat clothes. little did i suspect that i'd be eating more than a hibernating bear. it's like magic! i have expanded into the exact same body i had. only a considerably poorer dressed version of my former self. with the exception of the amazingly red, amazingly plaid, just plumb amazing red coat i picked up while thrifting. 'caus it effin' rocks, son.

i had a fight with my mother this week. totally rare occurrence and it sucked.

also? i had a fight with leon today. thankfully, i can speak to him about my feelings without all that melodramatic bullshit. also? we have teh sex. so i am prone to work things out.

ellie is showing signs of improvement. teh leon and i keep calling each other into the room. muchwhatlike you would do iffin you wanted verification that the ghost you are looking at is real. or in that "does this taste bad to you" holding out a spoonful of suspicious food way.

i got my first real writing gig. *hides her ebonical journal writings* i must say that i am pert excited.

was recommended by a friendage for some really awesome freelance stuffs

just did an awwwesome cover for a book.

have SEVERAL addy award submissions this year.

got a special edition magazine assigned to me. i have been designated as the big cheese for this. feeeeel my powah! *bwhahahahaha*

the phone company is eeeevile. they have taken off an installation fee that they had slapped on to my bill, and are promising that they'll fix my phone by 2:00 tomorrow. then they'll adjust my bill. my favorite part of the conversation was when the customer service rep told me that the service people reported that they couldn't get into my yard because there was a dog there. would that be my 10 pound dog mysteriously escaping the house only to sneak back in before curfew? or the other, uh, much less mobile one?

found the $25 dollars i thought i had misplaced.

my kid realized, this week, that when the chocolate ended, so ended the s'mores. twas a hard truth to learn at such a young age.

will be receiving a crinoline soon. so as to fluff out any potential christmas party ware that i might whip up. or else just to twirl around in like a pretty pretty princess.

supahstah *strikes the pose*

is this thing on? 'cause, dude, if no one is reading? it's that whole tree falling in a forrest thing. perhaps, i'd rather be reclining iffin i knew my fall was in vain. pleasetobecommenting if you are reading. thankyouverymuch.