help! help! i've been vanquished!

so far this morning:

made muffins from scratch (just as easy as using a mix)
put in a load of laundry
put in a load of dishes
taken a bath

been vanquished
i was going to take over the world with my super evil stinky powers
chocolate superman and strawberry man foiled my plans
they made me use chocolate/strawberry soap in my bath
then they took all my super smelly little people minions
and threw them in the bath, too
thus ends my quest for world domination

and miles to go before i reach work
i've got to get clothes out of the dryer
dress the superheroes
take the dogs to pee
dress my ownsef
dry my hair
make some coffee (heavens to bitsy, i need me some coffee)
drive to the daycare and get everyone situated

at least i'll be wearing my merry christmoose hat and antlers
good for whatever vanquishing i'll need to do...