ROBIEWANKENOBIE

i'm contemplating giving up cussing. i swear like a mothefucking sailor, and i really enjoy it. it might be slightly unbecoming, though, you know, for a classy lady. there is no doubt that i'm a classy lady, so maybe i should give up the cussing.

i know of someone who gave up smoking, for however many years, leaving open the option to take it back up again when she's eighty. do you think that would work for me? that i could be all sweetness and light and then let forth with a fucking storm of profanities on my eightieth fucking birthday? i dunno. i might want to be like my own grandma. she was sweet, not very naughty, and could bake a mean pie. i don't know that i won't always be a tad bit naughty, but i might also be able to pull off the darling grandma routine, and heaven knows i can throwdown with my pies.

now i just have to decide whether to go cold turkey. should i do that? or should i cut out bitch and shit, then damn, and work my way up to fuck? decisions. decisions.